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Chief Mechanist Crank Smokelove — dungeon “Gearnid - The Flooded Gnomegrad”, level 36. The deck: phases, turn cycle, damage and healing by mode, cold, test…

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Dungeon Gearnid - The Flooded Gnomegrad, boss 4 of 5, level 36.

The boss plays its own deck: every turn it plays the next line of its phase’s cycle, with no randomness. Learn the cycle and you know what is coming. The numbers on this page are the same as in the card tooltip in combat: before Hardiness and Defender’s Stance. Mechanics in detail — Boss mechanics.

In short

Modes: Heroic (at level 60), Normal (at the place’s level, 29–38), Keystone +10 (Mythic+, at level 60).
2 phases, 6 cards in the deck. Schools: ⛰ Earth 2, ⚔ Physical 2, 🩸 Blood 1, 🔥 Fire 1.
“Past the Pipes” cold: every enemy turn, everyone through shields — heroic 880, keystone +10 740 to each before Hardiness. No cold in normal mode.
“Under the Press” test strike — on boss turns 9 and 17: heroic 7,000, keystone +10 8,000; 40% weaker with a defensive card on yourself.
The heaviest hit is “Under the Press”: heroic 7,000, keystone +10 8,000.

Phases and turn cycle

The phase changes with the boss’s Health. In each phase the boss goes round its own cycle: at the end it starts again. The boss’s next turn shows on its portrait.

1. “The Shift” — from the start of the fight

Down to 40%: the press every 5 turns.

Cycle step	What the boss plays
1	⚔ Sledgehammer
2	⚔ Sledgehammer + 🔥 Fumes
3	⛰ Press
4	⚔ Sledgehammer
5	⚔ Sledgehammer

2. “The Voice Commands” — below 40% Health

Below 40%: angrier, the press every 4 turns.

On entering the phase the boss plays at once: 🩸 The Voice Commands.

Cycle step	What the boss plays
1	⚔ Sledgehammer + 🔥 Fumes
2	⛰ Press
3	⚔ Sledgehammer
4	⚔ Sledgehammer

The “Under the Press” test strike is not part of the cycle: the boss announces it on its turns 8 and 16 and hits on turns 9 and 17.

Cards and numbers

The number is what a hit takes before Hardiness (through shields — from Health only), how much the boss heals itself, the shield it puts up, a minion’s Health. A dash means the card is not in that mode or has no number. Keystone: +10 numbers; hits are the same from +7 to +9 and weaker per level below +7.

Card	What it does	Heroic	Normal	Keystone +10	How to answer
⛰ Under the Press · Earth, test strike	A test strike on whoever holds the boss’s attention (usually the tank). The boss announces it on its own, outside the cycle, and hits on its 9th and 17th turn; one turn before, there is a countdown on the portrait and a warning above your hand. The target plays a defensive card on themselves before the hit — it is 40% weaker. Not in normal mode. Through shields.	7,000 · with a defensive card 4,200	—	8,000 · with a defensive card 4,800	Test strike, one turn of warning. The tank plays a defensive card, the healer tops him up in advance.
⚔ Sledgehammer · Physical, hit	A hit on whoever holds the boss’s attention (usually the tank).	2,350	600	4,100	A plain hit.
🔥 Fumes · Fire, card freeze	Freezes 1 card(s) in the hand of a damage dealer or the healer (past the tank) for a turn.	—	—	—	One of the target's cards is locked for a turn.
⛰ Press · Earth, charge	A charge: in 2 turns, a hit on whoever holds the boss’s attention (usually the tank). Take 8% of the boss’s Health during the countdown and the charge breaks. Once broken, the boss plays “Jammed”.	3,760	960	6,560	Builds up for 2 turns. Take 8% of his Health and the press jams. Too late: a defensive card for the tank.
⚔ Jammed · Physical, opening: more damage to the boss	The boss is open: damage to it ×1.35 for 2 turns.	—	—	—	The press is down, he swears at it: +35% damage for 1 party turn.
🩸 The Voice Commands · Blood, boss empower	The boss’s hits ×1.15 until the fight ends.	—	—	—	Stronger by 15% until the fight ends.

“Past the Pipes” cold

The warmth runs through the pipes past the people, straight into the Machine. He laid the pipes.

Heroic: 880 to each per enemy turn, before Hardiness.
Keystone +10: 740 to each per enemy turn, before Hardiness.
Hits every fighter in the party through shields; Hardiness reduces it — better gear takes less.
The answer is healing every turn: shields do not stop cold. Healer cards do it best — they heal Health only.
No cold in normal mode.

Test strike

“Under the Press” — on boss turns 9 and 17, through shields, on whoever holds the boss’s attention (usually the tank). On heroic, while the party’s tank is alive, it goes to the tank. Not in normal mode.
Heroic: 7,000 before Hardiness; 4,200 if the target answered with a defensive card.
Keystone +10: 8,000 before Hardiness; 4,800 if the target answered with a defensive card.
One turn before the hit there is a countdown on the portrait and a warning above your hand. The target plays a defensive card on themselves: a self-shield, damage reduction or “cannot be killed”. A card someone else plays on the target does not count.

Enrage

Heroic: from party turn 40, every boss turn is 4% stronger, and it stacks.
Normal: as before — if the fight drags on past its expected length, the boss hits harder every turn.
Keystone +10: as before — if the fight drags on past its expected length, the boss hits harder every turn.

Roles

Tank

The “Under the Press” test strike lands on the boss’s 9th and 17th turn (heroic and keystone +10). One turn before, play a defensive card on yourself — a self-shield, damage reduction or “cannot be killed”: the hit becomes 40% weaker. Keep such a card in hand for those turns.
Shields do not stop this hit: the healer tops up your Health before it.
“Press” and “Sledgehammer” hit you. Keep Taunt on rhythm: while the boss hits the tank, the rest stay whole. The heaviest is “Press” (“The Shift” phase, cycle step 3).
“Press”: a charge on you, with a countdown on the boss portrait. Meet it with a defensive card and full Health.
Do not fall: on heroic, mythic and in keystones, without a living tank the boss’s hits on its focus go through shields. A resident can be the tank too.

Healer

“Past the Pipes” cold hits everyone through shields every enemy turn: heroic — 880, keystone +10 — 740 to each before Hardiness. Heal everyone every turn; healer cards do it best — they heal Health only.
“The Voice Commands”: the boss hits harder — keep crystals and heals in reserve for those turns.

Damage dealers

“Jammed”: the boss is open and takes more damage — save your strong cards for that turn.
“Press” can be broken: take 8% of the boss’s Health during the countdown and there is no hit.
“Fumes” hits your cards and crystals: do not hoard everything for one turn.
Do not drag it out: heroic — enrage from turn 40.

The heaviest hits

“Under the Press” — test strike, through shields.
“Press” — on the tank; “The Shift” phase, cycle step 3.
“Sledgehammer” — on the tank; “The Shift” phase, cycle step 1.

Loot

All of the boss’s loot with rough drop chances is in the item atlas; rules and items by boss are on the Gearnid - The Flooded Gnomegrad page.

Previous boss — Electron-Drill XR-9, Rogue Automaton. Next boss — High Technocrat Mechagar the Renegade.

All bosses of the place — Gearnid - The Flooded Gnomegrad. Rules of a fight against a boss with a deck — How to beat: every boss.